动物园管理员的情书

来源: 时间: 2017-12-09 13:16:47 人气: 9
   迈尔斯是动物园的管理员,正与他的远在异地的女友玛丽热恋着,他们彼此用书信互诉衷肠。一段日子下来,迈尔斯终于鼓起勇气写信向玛丽求婚。
  和往常一样,信发出后的第6天上午,迈尔斯收到了玛丽的回信,他惴惴不安地打开,只见信上这样写着:
  亲爱的:
  据我所知,你至少有17封信说我的嘴巴像樱桃,还有至少19封信说我的眼睛像香蕉。我无法忍受你这烂白菜似的比喻了!记得你在给我的第一封情书中,居然说我的腿修长得像一只花脚蚊子。我正告你,如果你还不能写好一封情书,那么我会让你的请求像中东和谈一样悬而不决,这一切后果将由你自负……
  玛丽
  读完信,迈尔斯像一只蔫黄瓜似的没了精神,他又害羞又气恼。然而当务之急是回信,回信!
  可怜的迈尔斯绞尽了脑汁绞干了汁,可就是不知道再怎么提笔给姑娘写回信。突然他惊喜地想起,前天,老父亲曾经郑重地将一本珍藏已久的书送给他,对他说:“孩子,现在是时候了,这本书会教会你如何给心爱的姑娘写情书。”
  Myers is the administrator of the zoo, was in love with his girlfriend Mary in distant lands, they relate to each other by letter. A few days down, myers finally summon up courage to write to Mary to marry him.
  As usual, after the issue of the letter morning, 6 miles received Mary's reply, he nervously opened, I saw the letter reads like this:
  My dear:
  At least 17 letter as far as I know, you said that my mouth like a cherry, there are at least 19 letter said my eyes like a banana. I can't stand you this rotten cabbage metaphor! Remember you in the first a love letter to me, said my legs slender like foot a mosquito. I tell you, if you can't write a love letter, so I'll let you request like ?