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1、我们去打劫！好啊，我先打劫你。
Let's go to the robbery! OK, I'll rob you first.
2、情人节我只差一份情书，一份告白。
I only have a love letter and a confession on Valentine's day.
3、为什么笑话经过我口，就成了冷的了。
Why the joke passed through my mouth and became cold.
4、树要皮，必死无疑；人要脸，天下无敌。
No matter what a tree wants, no one will die.
5、不想长大，只能想想而已，却往往做不到。
Do not want to grow up, can only think about it, but often can not do.
6、让暴风雨来得更猛烈些吧，反正我是卖伞的！
Let the storm be more violent. Anyway, I sell umbrellas!
7、十三偷偷告诉你们个秘密，班主任又大姨妈了。
Thirteen secretly tell you a secret, the head teacher has a big aunt.
8、喜欢你才对你幼稚，不喜欢你分分钟成熟过你爹。
Like you are naive to you, do not like you to mature your father in minutes.
9、女人，要活出自己的姿态，别让身后那群狗看笑话。
Women, to live their posture, do not let those behind the group of dogs to see jokes.
10、爱其实没有错，错的是我们还没学会爱，就急着去爱。
There is nothing wrong with love. The wrong thing is that we have yet to learn to love and hurry to love.
11、我不能做到让所有人都满意，因为不是所有人都是人。
I can't make everyone satisfied, because not everyone is human.
12、我命由我不由天，天若灭我我灭天。
My life is not by heaven, if heaven is extinguishing me, I destroy the sky.
13、我哪有那么好的脾气，还不是怕失去你。
I do not have such a good temper, I am not afraid of losing you.
14、我并不羡慕别人的人生，这就是所谓幸福。
I do not envy other people's life. This is called happiness.
15、我能给你一片天，也能让你死无葬身之地。
I can give you a piece of heaven, and I can make you die without burial.
16、洗手间，一个让人破手机游戏纪录的好地方。
Bathroom, a good place for breaking records of mobile games.
17、我只是想自己好好的活着，不需要你们的同情。
I just want to live well without your sympathy.
18、说真的，我生气归生气，但是从来没想过离开你。
To be honest, I was angry, but I never thought of leaving you.
19、勇敢的面对不一定成功，但你不面对就一定不成功。
A brave face is not always a success, but you will not succeed if you don't face it.
20、估计你的大脑是被凤姐大腿夹过了吧，小脑都萎缩了。
It is estimated that your brain has been clipped by your sister's thigh, and the cerebellum has been atrophied.
21、按第一个的，期末考试一定会过。
According to the first one, the final exam is bound to pass.
22、两情若是久长时，意外怀孕怎么办？
Two if the love is long, what do you do with an unexpected pregnancy?
23、我的爱即使廉价，也轮不到对你打折。
Even if my love is cheap, I won't be able to discount you.
24、如果再见不能红着脸，是否可以借点钱。
If you can't face your face goodbye, can you borrow some money?
25、白天我得好好休息，因为晚上我还要睡觉！
I need a good rest during the day, because I have to sleep in the evening.
26、想要存活在这个社会，你的嘴巴必须会说话。
If you want to live in this society, your mouth must speak.
27、看着稀饭催眠：这是哈根达斯，这是哈根达斯！
Look at porridge, hypnotic: This is Haagen Dazs, this is Haagen Dazs!
28、真正的朋友更懂你的沉默，而不是你的说的话。
A true friend knows your silence better than what you say.
29、自料青云未有期，谁知白发偏能长。
It is not expected that the white hair can be long.
30、给时光以生命，而不是给生命以时光。
Give time to life, not time to life.
31、不要和老师对视，不然下一个叫的是你。
Don't look at the teacher, or the next one will call you.
32、你毁我现在，我定废你未来，无论你是谁。
You destroy me now, I will abolished your future, no matter who you are.
33、虽然我不能普渡众生，但是我可以祸害苍生。
Though I can not purge all living beings, I can do harm to the people.
34、夏天的蚊子我警告你，别动我那帅气的脸庞。
Summer mosquito, I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.
35、生活再苦再累，请在心里对自己说：给老子笑！
Life is bitter and tiring, please say to yourself in your heart: smile to Lao Tzu!
36、不是都实行男女平等了，凭什么哥就不能上女厕所？
Not all men and women are equal. Why can't they go to the ladies' room?
37、太多的借口，太多的理由，为了爱情我也背叛了所有！
Too many excuses, too many reasons, for love, I also betrayed all!
38、希望有一天你在做饭，我在捣乱。
I hope one day you are cooking, and I'm messing up.
39、即使怎么爱你，依然是不能在一起。
Even how to love you, still can not be together.
40、不管什么，你笑了，是我最大的心愿。
No matter what, you laugh is my biggest wish.
41、愿得一学霸早晚不不想做作业不想上学。
I want to learn a lesson. Sooner or later, I do not want to do homework, but I do not want to go to school.
42、把快乐建在我之上，你以为你就是快乐的吗。
If you build happiness above me, do you think you are happy?
43、对不起，消失的就不能再回来，我有我的骄傲。
Sorry, disappear can not come back, I have my pride.
44、你赢，我陪你君临天下；你输，我陪你东山再起！
If you win, I will accompany you in the world. If you lose, I will accompany you to make a comeback.
45、选择性失忆是个技术活，不幸我最擅长一选就错。
Selective amnesia is a technical activity. Unfortunately, I am best at choosing one.
46、一般长得好看的撒个娇就能搞定的事，我都得靠威胁。
I usually have to rely on threats if the good-looking sage can be done.
47、转眼人间土一抔，无关风月无关情。
The earth has nothing to do with the wind and the moon.
48、说到底，我们都只是红尘中的过客。
In the final analysis, we are all only visitors in the red dust.
49、严重怀疑月老把我的红绳拿去织秋裤了。
I seriously doubt that the old man had taken my red rope to make my trousers.
50、没有什么事不要找我，有事更不要找我！
Don't look for me for anything. Don't even look for me!
51、愿山野浓雾都有路灯，风雨漂泊都有归舟。
May there be streetlights in the mountains and fog, and there will be boats in the wind and rain.
52、别拿你弹视频的速度，来挑战哥拉黑的技术。
Don't challenge the speed of the video with the speed of your video.
53、别说话了，就你能叨叨，长城都被你叨叨垮了！
Stop talking. You can talk about it. The the Great Wall has been broken down by you!
54、你跟别人上床没关系，但你高潮时要喊我的名字。
It doesn't matter if you go to bed with others, but you shout my name when you are climax.
55、最可恶的不是插播广告，而是广告结束后是片尾曲！
The most hateful thing is not the interrupted advertisement, but the ending song after the end of the advertisement.
56、最聪明的男人都是装傻的，最聪明的女人都是发嗲的。
The cleverest men are always playing the fool, and the cleverest women are all the same.
57、把女人当衣服的男人迟早会裸奔。
A man who wears a woman's clothes will run naked sooner or later.
58、别拿别人跟我比，毕竟我不是别人！
Don't take others with me, after all, I'm not someone else!
59、我是个疯子，所以才会爱上你这个屌丝。
I am a madman, so I will fall in love with you.
60、只有胖胖的身体，才能承载我重重的灵魂。
Only a fat body can carry my heavy soul.