高手写的英文版情书

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  高手写的英文版情书

  Dear Wang little girl:

  From see you one eye, I shit love you.

  Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.

  Maybe you do not know me, no matter. One see clock emotion is pop.

  I think I should introduce myself to you. I call Li old big. Toyear 25. My home four mouth people: papa, mama, I and DD.

  I beat letter very fast, because I am a computer high hand. I even act as black guest.

  I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.

  Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.

  Your old big

  亲爱的王小姐:

  自从看到你的第一眼,我便爱上了你。

  你的眼睛闭上,我就死了;你的眼睛睁开,我又活过来。你的眼睛睁开,我一次又一次的死去。

  也许你还不认识我,没有关系。一见钟情很流行。

  我想应该介绍一下自己。我叫李老大。今年25。我家有四口人:爸爸,妈妈,我和弟弟。

  我打字很快,因为我是电脑高手。我甚至还当过黑客。

  我每天都做早操,这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。

  请和我一起吃和睡,否则我将削发为僧,找个地方许多僧侣生活在超过我的生命。

  你的老大