小学经典英语笑话故事

来源: 时间: 2018-01-10 23:32:49 人气: 9
   小学经典英语笑话故事篇一
  少了一品脱
  A tourist passing through South Dakota stopped at a blood bank to make a donation. Afterward,he was resting on a cot and saw another donor, who appeared to be a Native American.
  有个旅行者在穿越南达科这州时,在一家肤血站献了血.献血后他坐在一张小床上休息。这时,他见到另一个人前来献血.那个人看起来好像是美国的本土人。这个旅行家于是就和他攀谈起来。“你是不是住在路那边的苏族印地安人保护区?”
  The tourist struck up a conversation and asked,”Do you live on the Sioux reservation up the road?"
  “没错儿。”那人回答.
  "Yes,"the man replied.
  “你是百分之百血统的苏族印地安人吗?”
  "Are you a full-blooded Sioux?"
  “噢,不能完全这么说?. "那人说:“我现在就缺少了一品脱的血.”
  "Well,actually,no,"said the man. "Right now I'm a pint low. "
  小学经典英语笑话故事篇二
  不必再看眼科医生了
  It had been many years since my last eye exam,and my wife was pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nagged , the more I procrastinated. Finally,she made an appointment for me.
  我己经很多年没做眼睛检查了。我妻子总是催我去挂个号。她越是督我,我越是耽搁不去。最后,她替我挂了个号。
  The day before I was to see the doctor,I was in an affectionate mood. After kissing and hugging her, I told her she really looked. good to me.,
  在我去见医生的前一天,我的情绪特别好。我对妻于又是亲又是抱,还说她是我眼里最漂亮的女人.
  "That does it,”she said.“I'm canceling your appointment."
  她说:“这回眼睛没问题了,那我现在就去把号退了。”
  小学经典英语笑话故事篇三
  After my husband,John,and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska,our new friends,proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads,teased us about the Mid-west's dull,flat,treeless land. When my parents,Nebraska farmers,visited us,I asked them about their trip.
  我和丈夫约翰从内布拉斯加搬到密西根后,我们新认识的朋友们总为他们美丽的林荫大过引以为荣.他们嘲讽我们的中西部平原荒凉、贫瘩,连株枯树都没有。后来我父母从内布拉斯加的老家来看我们,我问他们对旅途的感受。
  What a boring drive,"my father replied."Once you get to Michigan, there's nothing to see but trees."
  我父亲抱怨着:“枯澡,乏味,一进入密西根,除了树什么都没有。”