幽默的英文笑话

　　A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.

　　一个男人的两只耳朵都被烫伤了...在医院的时候别人就问他是如何烫到的。

　　He said, "I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang...so instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear..."

　　他说：“我正在熨衣服的时候，电话响了...当时我把熨斗当成电话抓起来接听了。”

　　"But how the heck did you burn the other ear?" The doctor asked.

　　医生说：“但是你是如何烫到另一只耳朵的呢？”

　　"How do you think I called you people?"

　　“因为我想给你打电话呀！”

　　2.你精神正常吗？

　　During a visit to the mental asylum,a visitor asked the director, "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?""Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub,and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup,and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub."Oh,I understand,n said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."Noooooooo! n answered the director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

　　一个参观者在参观一所精神病院的时候问院长，”你们是用什么标准来决定一个人是否应该进精神病院呢？””哦……¨院长说，“是这样，我们先给一个浴缸放满水，然后我们给病人一个茶匙，一个茶杯和一个水桶去把浴缸里面的水放清。“哦，我明白了¨，参观者说，”正常人会选择水桶，因为水桶比茶匙和茶杯的容积大。””错了”，院长回答道，正常人会把浴缸塞子拔掉。

　　3.补衣服

　　A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible, " she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”

　　一位年轻的丈夫下班回到家里，发现新娘心烦意乱。“我心里太难受了，她说，我在给你熨西装时把裤子的臀部烧了个大洞。 ”

　　"Forget It,n"said her husband. "Remember that l've got an extra pair of pants for that suit．

　　“没事儿，”丈夫安慰她说，你忘了我这套衣服有两条裤子。

　　"Yes,”said the woman.cheering up. "And it's luckY you have.I used another pants to patch the hole."

　　”是的，“妻子高兴地说，幸亏你还有一条，我后来就用它来补了这个洞了。